Fashion Checklist for a Metal Show:
- Black band t-shirt (or any black t-shirt if band shirt not available) – CHECK
- Studded belt – CHECK
- Dirty jeans that make you look even skinnier – CHECK
- Shit-kicker boots – CHECK
- Santa Claus underpants – UNINTENTIONALLY AND HILARIOUSLY DILUTE THE BADASSED-NESS OF THE REST OF THE OUTFIT.
This kid’s underpants hung out for most of the night, giving Sean and I a good laugh. Sean was happy that he wasn’t the only one who wears Christmas boxers outside of the Christmas season (a major pet peeve of mine). A pair of girls behind us also saw the free show (and really, how couldn’t you miss this?) and I overheard them laughing, so I turned around and shared in their glee too. I imagine we weren’t the only ones. At least his butt crack wasn’t showing.