Comments on: Modern communication between a husband and wife http://hellomelissa.net/2009/08/29/modern-communication-between-a-husband-and-wife/ it's my life. you just read it. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:21:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Andrew Meder http://hellomelissa.net/2009/08/29/modern-communication-between-a-husband-and-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-37 Andrew Meder Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:01:17 +0000 http://hellomelissa.net/?p=2936#comment-37 It's an interesting tale and I empathize, but what you have to understand is that your husband has acquired more than just a tattoo today....<br><br>He's now untouchable in that building (The Quinte Sports Center...oh excuse me....the "Yardmen Arena") or most anywhere on the property...<br><br>He's above the law...<br><br>They can go ahead and just ask for him for $3.00 for a slice of pizza pizza.....He'll tell them he's not paying for it..... just before pulling up his pant leg.........Yes sir...here's your pizza ...and your change.<br><br>Security can't harass him either....<br><br>"Where's your ticket sir?" Under my pant leg.<br><br><br>A Toonie for parking in Belleville, Ontario? Not today my good man..<br><br>"Sir those pants are too short for.......Oh......excuse me....nevermind.....didn't realize it was you Mr. Mitchell".<br>.<br>He could walk up to a guard and slug him square in the mouth and then lift the pant leg.......they'll apologize to him.<br><br>He no longer has to ask for balcony seats.....he can demand them.<br>(See "Balcony please" as now "Balcony, now". It's part of the new rule)<br><br>He doesn't have to wait in line at the urinals anymore during intermissions.....not that I recall him ever leaving his seat to do so.<br><br>Everyone wins.... It's an interesting tale and I empathize, but what you have to understand is that your husband has acquired more than just a tattoo today….

He's now untouchable in that building (The Quinte Sports Center…oh excuse me….the “Yardmen Arena”) or most anywhere on the property…

He's above the law…

They can go ahead and just ask for him for $3.00 for a slice of pizza pizza…..He'll tell them he's not paying for it….. just before pulling up his pant leg………Yes sir…here's your pizza …and your change.

Security can't harass him either….

“Where's your ticket sir?” Under my pant leg.

A Toonie for parking in Belleville, Ontario? Not today my good man..

“Sir those pants are too short for…….Oh……excuse me….nevermind…..didn't realize it was you Mr. Mitchell”.
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He could walk up to a guard and slug him square in the mouth and then lift the pant leg…….they'll apologize to him.

He no longer has to ask for balcony seats…..he can demand them.
(See “Balcony please” as now “Balcony, now”. It's part of the new rule)

He doesn't have to wait in line at the urinals anymore during intermissions…..not that I recall him ever leaving his seat to do so.

Everyone wins….

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