I wonder if this ad gets results?

I have a bad habit. I love reading personal ads of all kinds. I’ve never created or answered one, but I do admire people who are brave enough to put themselves out there.

I must admit that the “Casual Encounters” section of the personal ads often make me laugh. I don’t think that was the poster’s intention, but it happens. This one was posted on Toronto’s Craigslist page earlier tonight:

Nude Computer Maintenance – m4w – 54
I offer nude male computer maintenance services to women. I am certified and will do a long list of things to keep your computer running fast and safe. Middle aged but thin. Toronto only. Please reply for rates and further details.

I’m not trying to judge this gentleman – everyone has needs, and he clearly can fill a few of them – but I do wonder where he keeps his multi-tool and his mini-screwdriver set? Or his Blackberry or pager when he gets emergency calls?

Of course, this is not the most naughty of the ads out there. I’ll leave you to your own devices to find those. Happy reading!

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